Happy Birthday Amelia Breeanne

here she is folks...my beautiful and overly exciteable little sister...who turns the ripe old age of 22 today. i cant belive that little twit has survived the world as long as she has to be totally frank...but hey, who am i to judge? i dare say when the parental units brought that one home i forged a life long bitterness about being de-throwned as the only kidlet in our home, and i am afraid i only let that grudge go about a week ago. but we are the best of friends now and i truly admire her tenacity, intelliegence, character and smart wit. she's a fuckin pleasure to share my life with, and i hope she can read thru all the cynical parts of this to get to the truly sappy message underneath...

i love you sister. see you in a week.