Never Bake A Baby

i have always been under a rather strange opinion that fat looks better when its a healthy skin cancer brown. i truly believe that somehow my love handles look just a touch smaller when camoflauged by the suns brilliant kiss. so as much as i hate to admit this (because i do know the dangers of skin cancer and all its ugly cancer cousins...) i usually hit a tanning booth occasionally during the late winter so my welsh pasty skin takes on a mildly skandinavian glow...(apparently i am the spawn of the whitest people on the earth but somehow i ended up with an olive-ish completion) so i ventured into alien territory yesterday on the suggestion of a co-worker that has white skin as well....sunless tanner she said!!! no baking of the baby involved! because we all know 'never bake a baby' in a tanning bed geez!

so guess what? i used the self tanner from Bath and Body Works, and i am a lightly baked hazelnut today and my darling peanut baby is safe from being cooked to a crisp. and guess what else? just like the ad says...i looked just like this gal from the flyer when i was done... crazy shit huh! i am in my bikini as we speak...should make for an interesting day at the old office.