Million Dollar Baby...Not for the Mildly Depressed
OK...i am normally the light or dark comedy kind of gal...NOT REALLY much of a cinema buff...HOWEVER, i feel inclined to comment on the latest movie i thought i would nap thru happily on the couch while my hubby watched (who, by the way, is bored out of his mind from hanging out with the prenant me who currently wants to sleep or lay down like 90 percent of the time)
the movie i am focusing my angst on this morning is the critically acclaimed 'Million Dollar Baby' starring Dirty Harry himself and Hilary Swank...here is all i have to say about it before i return to my work for the morn...if i needed a sweet tall glass of suicide juice to softly push me over the edge of "its not worth living" that would've been the ticket...
who wrote that fucking movie? did they have absolutly no belief in a happy ending? and forgive me if i dont find an old man, reading gaelic at a diner where he had found a few seconds of happiness with a young lady that reminded him family and love were important after he helped her into the after life with an adrenilin needle because she was paralized and miserable a fucking ending!
No thanks kids. i will take the magical miracle recovery from an injury everyone knows there is no REAL fix for. and then they can drive off to the damn diner together and eat all the pie they damn well please...and then buy the diner and live....yup you guessed it...happily ever after!
because to me this is how that stupid (although very well done) movie played out to my mind...
girl comes from nothing, thinks she's nothing, works her way to self confidence and beleif in herself with a little help from Dirty Harry, although at some points i found their chemistry a little less daddy/daughter and a little too hubba-hubba... then when she is finally within reach of her dream...BAM...a dirty german prostitute ends it all with a cheap shot and a stool to the neck...spiraling her into paralysis and hopelessness, then her dream is gone and she wants to die...and she does...forgive me if i go back to my room and kill myself now...i will be cleaning my gun now if you need me? first train to shattered dreams and depression?
i fear i will stick to my comedies folks...i fear my shallow fragile psyche cannot stomach those deep and meaningful films...please refrain from trying to make me think ever again you kind world of cinema...
and thank you to Chris Farley(kindly remebered), David Spade, and numerous others who have kept me in a joyous plethera of slap-stick, physical comedies, all these years...i should've said it sooner boys...thank you, thank you, thank you!
posted by Chelsea @ 8:45 AM
2 comments
2 Comments:
hey...I myself have been a party to the ever tempting White Chocolate Mocha from Moxie Java...HOWEVER.......that is the only vice I try to let myself be a party to!!!!!Oh that the world were as perfect as me!!!!!
It is true, tho,(according to nana) that once you start to slide it is a long way down and hard to climb back up!!!!The steps seem OH SO HIGH!!!!
From the innocuous piece of hard candy to the Milky Way Bar to the King Size Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (cuz three is better than two!), then on to a box of Ho-Ho's, a box of Lorna Doone's with a quart of Half and Half!!!(Does this sound like it's from experience???!!!)And it goes nowhere any better from here!!!! So I say...JUST SAY NO TO THE CRACK...RESIST THE TEMPTATION!!!!
hey...I myself have been a party to the ever tempting White Chocolate Mocha from Moxie Java...HOWEVER.......that is the only vice I try to let myself be a party to!!!!!Oh that the world were as perfect as me!!!!!
It is true, tho,(according to nana) that once you start to slide it is a long way down and hard to climb back up!!!!The steps seem OH SO HIGH!!!!
From the innocuous piece of hard candy to the Milky Way Bar to the King Size Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (cuz three is better than two!), then on to a box of Ho-Ho's, a box of Lorna Doone's with a quart of Half and Half!!!(Does this sound like it's from experience???!!!)And it goes nowhere any better from here!!!! So I say...JUST SAY NO TO THE CRACK...RESIST THE TEMPTATION!!!!
11:53 AM
hey...I myself have been a party to the ever tempting White Chocolate Mocha from Moxie Java...HOWEVER.......that is the only vice I try to let myself be a party to!!!!!Oh that the world were as perfect as me!!!!!
It is true, tho,(according to nana) that once you start to slide it is a long way down and hard to climb back up!!!!The steps seem OH SO HIGH!!!!
From the innocuous piece of hard candy to the Milky Way Bar to the King Size Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (cuz three is better than two!), then on to a box of Ho-Ho's, a box of Lorna Doone's with a quart of Half and Half!!!(Does this sound like it's from experience???!!!)And it goes nowhere any better from here!!!! So I say...JUST SAY NO TO THE CRACK...RESIST THE TEMPTATION!!!!
11:53 AM
hey...I myself have been a party to the ever tempting White Chocolate Mocha from Moxie Java...HOWEVER.......that is the only vice I try to let myself be a party to!!!!!Oh that the world were as perfect as me!!!!!
It is true, tho,(according to nana) that once you start to slide it is a long way down and hard to climb back up!!!!The steps seem OH SO HIGH!!!!
From the innocuous piece of hard candy to the Milky Way Bar to the King Size Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (cuz three is better than two!), then on to a box of Ho-Ho's, a box of Lorna Doone's with a quart of Half and Half!!!(Does this sound like it's from experience???!!!)And it goes nowhere any better from here!!!! So I say...JUST SAY NO TO THE CRACK...RESIST THE TEMPTATION!!!!
11:53 AM
hey...I myself have been a party to the ever tempting White Chocolate Mocha from Moxie Java...HOWEVER.......that is the only vice I try to let myself be a party to!!!!!Oh that the world were as perfect as me!!!!!
It is true, tho,(according to nana) that once you start to slide it is a long way down and hard to climb back up!!!!The steps seem OH SO HIGH!!!!
From the innocuous piece of hard candy to the Milky Way Bar to the King Size Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (cuz three is better than two!), then on to a box of Ho-Ho's, a box of Lorna Doone's with a quart of Half and Half!!!(Does this sound like it's from experience???!!!)And it goes nowhere any better from here!!!! So I say...JUST SAY NO TO THE CRACK...RESIST THE TEMPTATION!!!!
11:53 AM
hey...I myself have been a party to the ever tempting White Chocolate Mocha from Moxie Java...HOWEVER.......that is the only vice I try to let myself be a party to!!!!!Oh that the world were as perfect as me!!!!!
It is true, tho,(according to nana) that once you start to slide it is a long way down and hard to climb back up!!!!The steps seem OH SO HIGH!!!!
From the innocuous piece of hard candy to the Milky Way Bar to the King Size Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (cuz three is better than two!), then on to a box of Ho-Ho's, a box of Lorna Doone's with a quart of Half and Half!!!(Does this sound like it's from experience???!!!)And it goes nowhere any better from here!!!! So I say...JUST SAY NO TO THE CRACK...RESIST THE TEMPTATION!!!!
11:53 AM
hey...I myself have been a party to the ever tempting White Chocolate Mocha from Moxie Java...HOWEVER.......that is the only vice I try to let myself be a party to!!!!!Oh that the world were as perfect as me!!!!!
It is true, tho,(according to nana) that once you start to slide it is a long way down and hard to climb back up!!!!The steps seem OH SO HIGH!!!!
From the innocuous piece of hard candy to the Milky Way Bar to the King Size Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (cuz three is better than two!), then on to a box of Ho-Ho's, a box of Lorna Doone's with a quart of Half and Half!!!(Does this sound like it's from experience???!!!)And it goes nowhere any better from here!!!! So I say...JUST SAY NO TO THE CRACK...RESIST THE TEMPTATION!!!!
11:53 AM
hey...I myself have been a party to the ever tempting White Chocolate Mocha from Moxie Java...HOWEVER.......that is the only vice I try to let myself be a party to!!!!!Oh that the world were as perfect as me!!!!!
It is true, tho,(according to nana) that once you start to slide it is a long way down and hard to climb back up!!!!The steps seem OH SO HIGH!!!!
From the innocuous piece of hard candy to the Milky Way Bar to the King Size Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (cuz three is better than two!), then on to a box of Ho-Ho's, a box of Lorna Doone's with a quart of Half and Half!!!(Does this sound like it's from experience???!!!)And it goes nowhere any better from here!!!! So I say...JUST SAY NO TO THE CRACK...RESIST THE TEMPTATION!!!!
11:53 AM
hey...I myself have been a party to the ever tempting White Chocolate Mocha from Moxie Java...HOWEVER.......that is the only vice I try to let myself be a party to!!!!!Oh that the world were as perfect as me!!!!!
It is true, tho,(according to nana) that once you start to slide it is a long way down and hard to climb back up!!!!The steps seem OH SO HIGH!!!!
From the innocuous piece of hard candy to the Milky Way Bar to the King Size Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (cuz three is better than two!), then on to a box of Ho-Ho's, a box of Lorna Doone's with a quart of Half and Half!!!(Does this sound like it's from experience???!!!)And it goes nowhere any better from here!!!! So I say...JUST SAY NO TO THE CRACK...RESIST THE TEMPTATION!!!!
11:53 AM
hey...I myself have been a party to the ever tempting White Chocolate Mocha from Moxie Java...HOWEVER.......that is the only vice I try to let myself be a party to!!!!!Oh that the world were as perfect as me!!!!!
It is true, tho,(according to nana) that once you start to slide it is a long way down and hard to climb back up!!!!The steps seem OH SO HIGH!!!!
From the innocuous piece of hard candy to the Milky Way Bar to the King Size Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (cuz three is better than two!), then on to a box of Ho-Ho's, a box of Lorna Doone's with a quart of Half and Half!!!(Does this sound like it's from experience???!!!)And it goes nowhere any better from here!!!! So I say...JUST SAY NO TO THE CRACK...RESIST THE TEMPTATION!!!!
11:53 AM
hey...I myself have been a party to the ever tempting White Chocolate Mocha from Moxie Java...HOWEVER.......that is the only vice I try to let myself be a party to!!!!!Oh that the world were as perfect as me!!!!!
It is true, tho,(according to nana) that once you start to slide it is a long way down and hard to climb back up!!!!The steps seem OH SO HIGH!!!!
From the innocuous piece of hard candy to the Milky Way Bar to the King Size Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (cuz three is better than two!), then on to a box of Ho-Ho's, a box of Lorna Doone's with a quart of Half and Half!!!(Does this sound like it's from experience???!!!)And it goes nowhere any better from here!!!! So I say...JUST SAY NO TO THE CRACK...RESIST THE TEMPTATION!!!!
11:53 AM
hey...I myself have been a party to the ever tempting White Chocolate Mocha from Moxie Java...HOWEVER.......that is the only vice I try to let myself be a party to!!!!!Oh that the world were as perfect as me!!!!!
It is true, tho,(according to nana) that once you start to slide it is a long way down and hard to climb back up!!!!The steps seem OH SO HIGH!!!!
From the innocuous piece of hard candy to the Milky Way Bar to the King Size Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (cuz three is better than two!), then on to a box of Ho-Ho's, a box of Lorna Doone's with a quart of Half and Half!!!(Does this sound like it's from experience???!!!)And it goes nowhere any better from here!!!! So I say...JUST SAY NO TO THE CRACK...RESIST THE TEMPTATION!!!!
11:53 AM
hey...I myself have been a party to the ever tempting White Chocolate Mocha from Moxie Java...HOWEVER.......that is the only vice I try to let myself be a party to!!!!!Oh that the world were as perfect as me!!!!!
It is true, tho,(according to nana) that once you start to slide it is a long way down and hard to climb back up!!!!The steps seem OH SO HIGH!!!!
From the innocuous piece of hard candy to the Milky Way Bar to the King Size Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (cuz three is better than two!), then on to a box of Ho-Ho's, a box of Lorna Doone's with a quart of Half and Half!!!(Does this sound like it's from experience???!!!)And it goes nowhere any better from here!!!! So I say...JUST SAY NO TO THE CRACK...RESIST THE TEMPTATION!!!!
11:53 AM
hey...I myself have been a party to the ever tempting White Chocolate Mocha from Moxie Java...HOWEVER.......that is the only vice I try to let myself be a party to!!!!!Oh that the world were as perfect as me!!!!!
It is true, tho,(according to nana) that once you start to slide it is a long way down and hard to climb back up!!!!The steps seem OH SO HIGH!!!!
From the innocuous piece of hard candy to the Milky Way Bar to the King Size Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (cuz three is better than two!), then on to a box of Ho-Ho's, a box of Lorna Doone's with a quart of Half and Half!!!(Does this sound like it's from experience???!!!)And it goes nowhere any better from here!!!! So I say...JUST SAY NO TO THE CRACK...RESIST THE TEMPTATION!!!!
11:53 AM
hey...I myself have been a party to the ever tempting White Chocolate Mocha from Moxie Java...HOWEVER.......that is the only vice I try to let myself be a party to!!!!!Oh that the world were as perfect as me!!!!!
It is true, tho,(according to nana) that once you start to slide it is a long way down and hard to climb back up!!!!The steps seem OH SO HIGH!!!!
From the innocuous piece of hard candy to the Milky Way Bar to the King Size Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (cuz three is better than two!), then on to a box of Ho-Ho's, a box of Lorna Doone's with a quart of Half and Half!!!(Does this sound like it's from experience???!!!)And it goes nowhere any better from here!!!! So I say...JUST SAY NO TO THE CRACK...RESIST THE TEMPTATION!!!!
11:53 AM
hey...I myself have been a party to the ever tempting White Chocolate Mocha from Moxie Java...HOWEVER.......that is the only vice I try to let myself be a party to!!!!!Oh that the world were as perfect as me!!!!!
It is true, tho,(according to nana) that once you start to slide it is a long way down and hard to climb back up!!!!The steps seem OH SO HIGH!!!!
From the innocuous piece of hard candy to the Milky Way Bar to the King Size Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (cuz three is better than two!), then on to a box of Ho-Ho's, a box of Lorna Doone's with a quart of Half and Half!!!(Does this sound like it's from experience???!!!)And it goes nowhere any better from here!!!! So I say...JUST SAY NO TO THE CRACK...RESIST THE TEMPTATION!!!!
11:53 AM
hey...I myself have been a party to the ever tempting White Chocolate Mocha from Moxie Java...HOWEVER.......that is the only vice I try to let myself be a party to!!!!!Oh that the world were as perfect as me!!!!!
It is true, tho,(according to nana) that once you start to slide it is a long way down and hard to climb back up!!!!The steps seem OH SO HIGH!!!!
From the innocuous piece of hard candy to the Milky Way Bar to the King Size Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (cuz three is better than two!), then on to a box of Ho-Ho's, a box of Lorna Doone's with a quart of Half and Half!!!(Does this sound like it's from experience???!!!)And it goes nowhere any better from here!!!! So I say...JUST SAY NO TO THE CRACK...RESIST THE TEMPTATION!!!!
11:53 AM
hey...I myself have been a party to the ever tempting White Chocolate Mocha from Moxie Java...HOWEVER.......that is the only vice I try to let myself be a party to!!!!!Oh that the world were as perfect as me!!!!!
It is true, tho,(according to nana) that once you start to slide it is a long way down and hard to climb back up!!!!The steps seem OH SO HIGH!!!!
From the innocuous piece of hard candy to the Milky Way Bar to the King Size Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (cuz three is better than two!), then on to a box of Ho-Ho's, a box of Lorna Doone's with a quart of Half and Half!!!(Does this sound like it's from experience???!!!)And it goes nowhere any better from here!!!! So I say...JUST SAY NO TO THE CRACK...RESIST THE TEMPTATION!!!!
11:53 AM
hey...I myself have been a party to the ever tempting White Chocolate Mocha from Moxie Java...HOWEVER.......that is the only vice I try to let myself be a party to!!!!!Oh that the world were as perfect as me!!!!!
It is true, tho,(according to nana) that once you start to slide it is a long way down and hard to climb back up!!!!The steps seem OH SO HIGH!!!!
From the innocuous piece of hard candy to the Milky Way Bar to the King Size Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (cuz three is better than two!), then on to a box of Ho-Ho's, a box of Lorna Doone's with a quart of Half and Half!!!(Does this sound like it's from experience???!!!)And it goes nowhere any better from here!!!! So I say...JUST SAY NO TO THE CRACK...RESIST THE TEMPTATION!!!!
11:53 AM
hey...I myself have been a party to the ever tempting White Chocolate Mocha from Moxie Java...HOWEVER.......that is the only vice I try to let myself be a party to!!!!!Oh that the world were as perfect as me!!!!!
It is true, tho,(according to nana) that once you start to slide it is a long way down and hard to climb back up!!!!The steps seem OH SO HIGH!!!!
From the innocuous piece of hard candy to the Milky Way Bar to the King Size Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (cuz three is better than two!), then on to a box of Ho-Ho's, a box of Lorna Doone's with a quart of Half and Half!!!(Does this sound like it's from experience???!!!)And it goes nowhere any better from here!!!! So I say...JUST SAY NO TO THE CRACK...RESIST THE TEMPTATION!!!!
11:53 AM
hey...I myself have been a party to the ever tempting White Chocolate Mocha from Moxie Java...HOWEVER.......that is the only vice I try to let myself be a party to!!!!!Oh that the world were as perfect as me!!!!!
It is true, tho,(according to nana) that once you start to slide it is a long way down and hard to climb back up!!!!The steps seem OH SO HIGH!!!!
From the innocuous piece of hard candy to the Milky Way Bar to the King Size Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (cuz three is better than two!), then on to a box of Ho-Ho's, a box of Lorna Doone's with a quart of Half and Half!!!(Does this sound like it's from experience???!!!)And it goes nowhere any better from here!!!! So I say...JUST SAY NO TO THE CRACK...RESIST THE TEMPTATION!!!!
11:53 AM
hey...I myself have been a party to the ever tempting White Chocolate Mocha from Moxie Java...HOWEVER.......that is the only vice I try to let myself be a party to!!!!!Oh that the world were as perfect as me!!!!!
It is true, tho,(according to nana) that once you start to slide it is a long way down and hard to climb back up!!!!The steps seem OH SO HIGH!!!!
From the innocuous piece of hard candy to the Milky Way Bar to the King Size Reeses Peanut Butter Cups (cuz three is better than two!), then on to a box of Ho-Ho's, a box of Lorna Doone's with a quart of Half and Half!!!(Does this sound like it's from experience???!!!)And it goes nowhere any better from here!!!! So I say...JUST SAY NO TO THE CRACK...RESIST THE TEMPTATION!!!!
11:53 AM
This of course is supposed to be on the next blog, but my skills at computering being what they are.....
HOWEVER!!!!! I'm pretty proud of myself for copying and pasting this into a new comment spot...thanks to the hubby showing me how for an unrelated problem...
YEAH FOR ME!!!!!
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